I hope mine doesn't look like that
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
