I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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