remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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