Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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