he shaved USA in his pubs
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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