I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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