North Korea, Best Korea!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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