someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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