These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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