just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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