the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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