Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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