Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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