I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
