drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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