Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
