My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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