i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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