Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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