you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize