don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
