i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i've created a new STD.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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