On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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