How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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