The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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