i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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