im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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