I'm laying in your front yard are you home
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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