I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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