is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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