We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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