I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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