Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Houston, we have a blender
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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