Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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