FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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