Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
vagina is talking i cant
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
