Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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