look no pants
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I would fuck him just for his dog
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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