All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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