Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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