That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
