i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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