it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.