its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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