no you cant smoke seaweed
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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