Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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