I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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