I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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