i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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