Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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