I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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