Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
