I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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