Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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