And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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