I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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