I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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