i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am available for nakedness
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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