Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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