I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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