people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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